Thursday, December 19, 2019

Heinous X-Mas toy thief nailed

Cops leapt into action and recorded Ben Franklin, their therapy Golden Retriever, as he tried to evade officers holding a stolen baby doll. Officers pursued him and found hard evidence of past crimes. The neer do well will likely escape unscathed and with his booty.

"I mean, he’s gotten his slobber all over them at this point so the police department has replaced them.” Ben didn’t deny the dastardly crime and showed no remorse. In fact, he seems proud of it.