Cocaine in Kinder eggs - Irish anus

An Irish man is facing drug charges in Australia after importing about 120 grams of cocaine inside six Kinder Surprise eggs jammed up his anus. The man was taken to a hospital for a CT scan after Australian Border Force (ABF) at Melbourne International Airport smelled a rat after his baggage returned a positive result for cocaine. The man eventually excreted the eggs containing the dope. The Garda Síochána is leading an investigation involving a large scale trafficking group. Cops warn people that risking one's life on a drug run isn't intelligent.

This is far from the first 'Kinder Egg in Ass' smuggling attempt.