White trash Sandher Crime Family shill Chris Parry issued a new breathless paid tout on his website. Client is Soma Gold Corp. – SOMA.v. Here.
This blogger spent years in the VSE bordello, including as a broker. In the VSE, paper that has moved from $.50 to 3X that requires caution. The money has been made and it takes much buying to keep rising. The fact this Co is paying for promotion from a bum begs the question why. A deal of merit requires no laughable failure promoter of bad track record for assistance. One thing jumps out instantly with SOMA.v. The Co closed a 13,043,478 unit offering at a price of $1.15 per unit. $10m instantly goes to pay down existing debt. Of the remainder, “company paid an aggregate $930,780 in cash commissions and issued an aggregate 808,473 finders’ warrants” That level of grease is a large red flag at this stage of the game. Paying off the true bum Chris Parry seals the deal. Without bothering with the gritty details we say SOMA.v paper stinks like Parry’s asshole, and it needs to be avoided at these levels. Time shall tell.
“The promo engine is revving on Magma Silver (MGMA.V)” – May 30, 2025.
Amazingly enough, screaming retard Chris Parry reiterated his genius call of client Magma Silver in early June when the total shit was $.21. Here. He spewed about the fact the conmen behind the co paid him and other scum like him well over $250k to promote the paper after a tiny $500k pp at a dime
| MGMA – V | 27.0 | 0.085 | · | 0.090 | 30.0 | 0.095 | -0.005 | -5.0 | 465.0 | 44 | 54 | 0.10 0.10 0.095 | 0.255 0.06 |
What has predictably happened is that the instant that paper becomes free trading, insiders blow it out because its worthless. Bid on MGMA.v today is $.085 and that is far too much. When VSE shitbags blow every cent of a capital raise on promotion and zero on exploration the outcome is never in doubt. Its a scam on dumb people.
“BC Bud Corp (BCBC.C) breathes new life into the cannabis space, up 3x in two months” “I told you. Then I told you again. I know it’s uncouth to say “I told you so,” but I did, didn’t I?- Chris Parry Here.
His ‘full disclosure’ … “FULL DISCLOSURE: Not a client, has been before, might be again soon, I own stock and am buying more and daddy is eating steak.”
How did this scam from a straight-up conman PoS turn out? Predictably. The financials were fraudulent and the paper was delisted as worthless. Anybody listening to conman Chris Parry lost every cent and ate his shit.
Chris@equity.guru
Sandher’s drug money grease buys many white trash. Many. The list of easily bought white scum is a long one. Certainly not more remarkable than any of the others is paid whore Chris Parry of Equity Guru, a tout site of pure VSE garbage. Parry is a goofus who calls himself an award winning ‘journalist’. That surely isn’t true. He was paid to cover Bir Singh Sandher giving away rotten cherries at Nat Bailey in Vancouver last month.
What set us off on this TOTAL bum? A google review for his employer, the Sandher Crime Family.
What the permanently unshaven bum is apparently referring to is the nearly 8 years of Sandher Crime Family of illegally dumping their plant waste water into a ditch in front of their illegally built plant. Or perhaps he’s referring to the fact his employer has been and is among the largest fentanyl producers in Canada with the Sinaloa Cartel. That’s ‘showing their worth by their actions’ all right.
Chris Parry is a criminal and surely looks the part. One may indeed judge this book by its laughable cover. He touts shit that is worthless as a career choice. Hence he is a perfect match for the Sandher Crime Family.
Conman Chris Parry sent an e-mail to teach your blogger a fukkin lesson …
“Hey racist homeless guy, lovely to make your acquaintance.
Thanks for sending me traffic. I earn dollars every time you send someone my way.”