Man bites police dog - K9 bit him first

A 32-year-old man is facing charges after allegedly biting a Vancouver cop K9. Cops said a man on the DTES had threatened several people. He fled when police arrived, but cops had a K9 to chase his anus. "The suspect allegedly resisted arrest and bit Police Service Dog Mando, which was assisting in the arrest,” VPD said.

CSIS hacked

The national spy agency says cops are investigating a cybersecurity breach that resulted in the theft of two files and the compromise of personal information. Very naturally the dopey spies are tight lipped when it comes to their own incompetence.

Victoria A-hole gets high def photo taken

A retard in Victoria is making it easy for cops as he was snapped in mid throw. A business owner snapped the photo after his sign was damaged by the man. Within a few hours VicPD took to social media to let residents know they’d identified a suspect. In another, unrelated matter, a golf club wielding retard is also being sought by Victoria cops.

Kelowna RCMP swinette Lacy Browning charged

Const. Lacy Browning is scheduled to appear in Kelowna Provincial Court on Sept. 14 on an assault charge. During a 'wellness check' Browning dragged a handcuffed woman, face down, on a carpeted hallway before stepping on her head. A civil suit was settled, costing taxpayers plenty. Browning faces multiple other unresolved complaints.

This would be the third civil lawsuit caused by RCMP Lacy Browning. She has been on 'administrative duties' at full pay for an extended period.

Cartel leader Luis ‘Machete’ Santana arrested in the middle of his wedding

Luis ‘Machete’ Santana, 24, is one of the Gulf Clan’s top bosses and oversees operations in Antioquia and Chocó. Santana is responsible for coordinating the Gulf Clan’s assassinations, firearm supply, drug trafficking, and security teams.Santana was making his way to the altar when cops nailed him.

Avocado crime soars - 'Green Gold'

Avocado growers in Mexico are guarding against cartels eager to cash in on 'green gold.'

Rising exports make Mexico the world’s largest producer. It's a growing industry, with sales to the US bringing in $2b last year.

The rise in avocado-related crime has turned some growing areas into no-go zones, even for cops.

Mexico produced 1.09m tonnes in 2018-19, up nearly 4% from the 1.05m produced in 2017-18. Exports last season rose 5.4%. A sharp fall in the price of Mexican opium paste has forced cartels to seek new revenues. Michoacán state, which grows avocados, has identified nine cartels operating there. Hijacking truckloads of fruit exploded as did extortion of growers.

Locals say government response to rising cartel threats and violence has been minimal, if not nonexistant.

“It’s cheaper to buy a gun than to pay them a fee."

'Pueblos Unidos' or 'United Towns' was created about a year ago in San José de Chuén, Michoacán, to protect the community and avocado production. The group now has upwards of 5,000 armed members, supported by producers. The group’s strategy seems to be working. They no longer suffer theft, crime, or persecution as the cartels seek greener pastures without resistance elsewhere.

Mob Boss Carmine 'The Snake' Persico an FBI rat

The New York Daily News is reporting that Carmine Persico was a “Top Echelon Informant” for the FBI.

Carmine John Persico Jr. was born in 1933 in Brooklyn. Persico took over the Colombo Family in the early 1970s when it was at the height of its powers. In the summer of 1986, he was convicted of racketeering and murder in a prosecution of mob bosses led by then U.S. Attorney Rudolph Giuliani.

Sentenced to more than a century in prison in 1987, Persico exerted authority over the Colombo family from behind bars for decades. Persico was the last surviving defendant of the mid-‘80s 'Commission' trial, which put three of New York’s five crime family bosses in prison.

Persico died in prison in 2019 at age 85 while serving a 139-year sentence.

Halifax cops pepper spray 10 year old girl while rousting homeless

Halifax oinkers went hog wild on citizens near a homeless camp in the city. George Fagan’s daughter, Lennita, 10, was pepper sprayed. “You maced my kid, you maced a fucking 10-year-old.” the father screamed before he was pepper sprayed.

“I was scared, I was terrified because I didn’t know what was going on,” Lennita said. At one point, a cop shoved the girl. “That was the scariest day of my life.” Top Halifax cop, Chief Dan Kinsella, dismissed the fact his 'men' removed their name tags and harrassed reporters. He also refused comment on the fact 2 cops reported as "injured" inhaled their own tear gas. 24 were arrested.

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The mayor of Halifax, Mike Savage(mayor@halifax.ca) said he doesn't believe forcing people out of the only home they have by force is harmful. He ordered the violent cop home invasion against his most vulnerable citizens. Savage claims that people in tents had all been offered temporary housing. That is not what the displaced are saying. There are no shelter spaces available in the city.

Stephen 'The Rifleman' Flemmi denied release

Stephen "The Rifleman" Flemmi, 87, is serving life sentences for 10 murders. James "Whitey" Bulger and Flemmi were longtime FBI informants, and ran the Winter Hill Gang for more than 20 years, making millions. The parole board set Flemmi's parole date for the year 2218, saying he still has 2,680 months to serve. Bulger was killed in federal prison in West Virginia in 2018.

Money 'recyclers' jailed

Victor Vargotskii, 59, was sentenced to 30 months while Eric Bradette, 39, pulled 15 months. They pleaded guilty to trafficking in money obtained by crime. They are mid-level players in Project Collector, an RCMP operation that dismantled a sophisticated money laundering ring in Toronto. The group made cash available to cocaine suppliers in Mexico and Colombia. Often their elaborate global swap schemes never had cash leaving the country.

The recyclers, among other things, faked the production of nine million boxes of chicken wings in order to fabricate false invoices and justify transfers of millions.

The value of the assets seized or restrained is more than $32m.

The judge wasn't impressed that Bradette is related to a former member of the Hells Angels. No connection could be made between the $275k seized and the club. Leaders of the ring, Nader Gramian-Nik, 56 and Mohamad Jaber, 51 have yet to be sentenced.