Tuesday, June 1, 2021

Gangster wombats produce cubed poop

Don't let the appearance of the wombat fool you. These beady-eyed basterds from down under must be evil gangsters as their shit is cubed.
God bless modern science says we. Science wasted no time getting to the bottom of this offense. Researchers, examining road kill and not murdering em, determined the cubism occured in the last part of the wombat anushole.